Hauraki Breakfast - Top 5 'Sexiest Fathers Of All Time'
- Publish Date
- Thursday, 27 August 2015, 2:50PM
Radio Hauraki is putting a bunch of couples into hotels around New Zealand to turn Fathers Day into Fathering Day. So Matt, Jeremy & Laura thought it was important to look into the Top 5 'Sexiest Fathers Of All Time'.
Number 5: His gentle, conciliatory, bedside manner no doubt hid a rampant rooting past. From the 4077 it’s MASH’s Father Mulcahy
Number 4: We all know the trick to great love making is going slowly - or perhaps quickly. Wham bam thank you mam… It’s Father Time
Number 3: A dirty old Irish Priest who lived in a grim cabin on a bleak island in Ireland with a mustached woman and filthy old man and a mong. Sexy. Top of the morning to you Father Ted
Number 2: An all powerful all loving sky-living being who encourages multi wife action. It’s the Mormons Heavenly Father
Number 1: As far as we’re aware he’s either had the snip or he was always shooting blanks cos there isn’t a new generation of Clauses. still, word is that Mrs Claus is more than satisfied with his ability to get down tight chimneys. Ho Ho Ho it’s Father Christmas
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