Matt & Jerry Homewares - 11 Commandments Wall Chart

Publish Date
Wednesday, 26 April 2017, 8:53AM

There’s a brand new product in the Matt & Jerry Homewares range and it’s inspired by MATT & JERRY’S 11 COMMANDMENTS FOR A GOOD LIFE

The list of 11 commandments is now available as a unique piece of art.

Perfect for any home, you an hang it in your living room, bathroom, boudoir or sacred masterbatorium. 

The artwork has a slightly more expensive price tag than previous items in the homewares range, but it’s worthy every dollar.

$35 – exclusively through Mr Vintage.

The 11 Commandments For A Good Life:

1. Thou shalt not answer a landline.
2. Thou shalt not put your D in crazy V or allow a crazy D in your V.
3.Thou shalt not trust a person who wears a suit in the weekend.
4. Thou shalt not follow a love interest to another city.
5. Thou shalt browse blue in private or incognito modes.
6. Thou shalt not pay full price at Briscoes. 
7. Thou shalt respect the whakamanas when operating a massive head of steam.
8. Thou shalt not socialize with baby boomers you aren't immediately related to. 
9. Thou shalt not go into business with a glass bbq enthusiast. 
10. Thou shalt not use a bathroom in a dream.
11. Thou shalt not be an A-hole. 


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