It's Valentines Day so we decided to look into the life of a married man

Thanks to this list, married men who read this can feel better about themselves and single men can laugh at the married men. 

Everybody wins! Enjoy...

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband.

My wife and I always compromise; I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

When you tell your wife you actually put effort into the dinner you cooked her for Valentines Day.

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Happy Valentines Day! 

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